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Jesus should have been a king.
#11
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
Curiously, the depictions of jesus as any sort of "king" do not begin until after the cult had attained a measure of acceptance from the Empire in the 4th century. I imagine that the crooked bishops did not want to have this imagery of a poor derelict bastard as their lord while they were living it up in grand style...you know, like today.
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#12
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I don't know about being king, but I would like it if he left behind some solid proof that he existed at all.

Have you read... The Bible?

(May 14, 2014 at 10:36 pm)Ksa Wrote: It was just a test, if you did take amphetamines you would have said something like "how the hell do you know this?"

It would have allowed me to know Lol

These are not the amphetamines you are looking for. I mean... what do I look like... the ghost of your dead dealer?

Besides, my answer would have remained leveled, amphetamines or none.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#13
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Curiously, the depictions of jesus as any sort of "king" do not begin until after the cult had attained a measure of acceptance from the Empire in the 4th century. I imagine that the crooked bishops did not want to have this imagery of a poor derelict bastard as their lord while they were living it up in grand style...you know, like today.

Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#14
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Alice Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I don't know about being king, but I would like it if he left behind some solid proof that he existed at all.

Have you read... The Bible?

(May 14, 2014 at 10:36 pm)Ksa Wrote: It was just a test, if you did take amphetamines you would have said something like "how the hell do you know this?"

It would have allowed me to know Lol

These are not the amphetamines you are looking for. I mean... what do I look like... the ghost of your dead dealer?

Besides, my answer would have remained leveled, amphetamines or none.

I buy amphetamines at the local pharmacy, pure compound made by Teva pharma. It's called living in Canada.

Smile
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#15
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Ksa Wrote: I buy amphetamines at the local pharmacy, pure compound made by Teva pharma. It's called living in Canada.

Smile

Oh that sounds horrible... I could help you out if just tell me what you'll do for me.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#16
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.

They remember....

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It's just inconvenient.
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#17
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Curiously, the depictions of jesus as any sort of "king" do not begin until after the cult had attained a measure of acceptance from the Empire in the 4th century. I imagine that the crooked bishops did not want to have this imagery of a poor derelict bastard as their lord while they were living it up in grand style...you know, like today.

Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.

What if a man had nothing but the cloths on his back, is he to give them up so he can become a Christian.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#18
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
"Jesus should have been a king."

Nah, that's still Simba all the way.

Wink Shades
Dying to live, living to die.
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#19
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm)Godschild Wrote: What if a man had nothing but the cloths on his back, is he to give them up so he can become a Christian.

GC

Only if he's a brave and lion-hearted Christian soldier. Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#20
RE: Jesus should have been a king.
(May 14, 2014 at 11:45 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Despite being the oldest and largest christian denomination, the catholics don't quite seem to remember the parts where Jesus said to give away all your belongings, because it's nigh impossible for a rich man to get into heaven.

What if a man had nothing but the cloths on his back, is he to give them up so he can become a Christian.

GC



Maybe you ought to take it up with this jesus guy you claim to think so much of?

Quote:29 If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them.

Luke 6
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