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Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
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Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:36 am


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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:37 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2014 at 10:38 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
PRAIZE JAYSUS!

lol. Funny. Always good when charlatans and frauds get caught out.
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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:44 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2014 at 10:46 am by Chad32.)
I need subtitles for this.

I like how he tried to pick up where he left off after the call.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:52 am
(May 21, 2014 at 10:44 am)Chad32 Wrote: I need subtitles for this.

(The words aren't the point.)

Quote:I like how he tried to pick up where he left off after the call.

And how the priest tries to castigate him - "Do you know how many demons I've cast out?" and the guy with the phone is like "Pastor, continue!"

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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:54 am
Yeah, the exact words don't really matter.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 10:58 am
Lmfao oh my goodness gracious. That can't be real no way
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 11:13 am
What's the bet that the rest of... whatever that was, went ahead as usual once Phoney McRingdouche had been kicked out? Dodgy
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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 11:31 am
Well just because one person was a fake, doesn't mean it's all fake. Right? Even Jesus warned about false prophets, and if you can't trust Jesus, who can you trust?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 12:01 pm
Quote:"Do you know how many demons I've cast out?"


Um, none.
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RE: Cast out the devil in the name of Jaysus!!!!!!!
May 21, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Some of the comments on youtube hint that it may be a parody/from a film, pity.

It does seem difficult to believe it was for real.
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