The Ultimate Jesus-Freak Boogeyman!

[Minimalist]

"Ooh... if you don't do what I say my Big Brother is going to come and beat you up!"

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/26/fr...l-for-you/

Franklin Graham warns gays to change their ways or ‘it’s the flames of hell for you’

Their discourse rarely rises above the level of a kindergarten recess.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

"Ooh... if you don't do what I say my Big Brother is going to come and beat you up!"

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/26/fr...l-for-you/

Franklin Graham warns gays to change their ways or ‘it’s the flames of hell for you’

Their discourse rarely rises above the level of a kindergarten recess.

When Jesus went to hell he didn't get burned so maybe the flames are on the cool side?

[Cato]

“You can adopt a child into a marriage, but you can also recruit children into your cause,” Graham told a reporter. “I believe in protecting children from exploitation – all exploitations.”

I'm sure he gives an exception to Christian indoctrination of children.

Fuck him. He's captain of a sinking ship.

[Faith No More]

“Now, if you don’t like that, don’t get mad at me,” Graham said. “I didn’t write the rule book. Almighty God wrote it, and it’s a sin against Him.”

More proof that a Christian has never uttered the words, "The buck stops here."

[Zidneya]