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I'm a goner
May 31, 2014 at 4:47 pm
I am a little more concerned than I normally would be about a paper cut I suffered today...OMG WHAT IF I HAVE HYPOCHONDRIA?!
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RE: I'm a goner
May 31, 2014 at 5:01 pm
Oh no, I searched paper cut on WebMD. I NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP FOR MY MENTAL CONDITION.
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RE: I'm a goner
May 31, 2014 at 6:37 pm
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2014 at 6:39 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Easy, mate...you only THINK you have hypochondria. Which means, probably, that you really DO have hypochondria, but you only think that you really do probably have it.
Which means you do.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: I'm a goner
June 1, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Just because you are a hypochondriac doesn't mean you aren't ill.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: I'm a goner
June 1, 2014 at 4:18 pm
The issue isn't about worrying whether you are a hypochondriac or not.
The issue is whether you are hypochondriac enough!
Its a worry - I think its making me ill.
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RE: I'm a goner
June 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Who is to say the edge of the paper was not contaminated with a drop of virulent rat pus in the paper factory ??
Even at this very second rat MRSA and rat flesh eating bacteria are exponentially growing in the wound, killing vital tissues, releasing dangerous toxins, and attracting dangerous decay and rot loving spoors from the fetid atmosphere around you !!!!
Fungus and carrion flies even now can start to smell death upon your incipient corpse, and are gathering in the dark recesses of your home . . .
Doomed! You are doomed, I say !!!!
