GOD EXISTS

[Cyberman]

Cheeseburgers are food
Food is fuel
Fuel is petrol (or gas, if you really must)
Petrol is rendered dinosaur
Dinosaurs are extinct
Extinct is dead
Dead is eternal
Eternity is God
Therefore God is a cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger is nommed by Ceiling Cat
Therefore Ceiling Cat ate your God.
Therefore God doesn't exist. Again.

[JesusHChrist]

God is stillness?

I'll call this the Zoolander argument --

Water is the essence of wetness.

[LastPoet]

If you plot the absolute value of a sine function, between 0 and 2 pi, you will get 2 boobs. I swear I'm not being biased towards my religion.

[The Valkyrie]

At least it wasn't a whole wall of bullshit this time.

[Rampant.A.I.]

Well... we can say deep way of thinking.. really, I thought of something like that before.. who knows?

But the thing is that .. no one can say this is 100% true.. God only knows.

But I think that God wants us to search too.. and that can be seen as a new hypothesis that needs special thinking.

Good Luck

Special thinking, or special pleading?

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what I really want to say for the rest of you .. Why sarcasm ?

Go spam a Christian board with the same thing and see what response you get.

Wether he was right of wrong only wit people can understand his intelligent way of thinking.. and shallow people who think only "inside the box" can NEVER understand the yearning for the truth and knowledge.

Nothing the OP posted had anything to do with truth or knowledge. Bisexual elements? What does that even mean?

Even if you have different ideas .. you can still discuss and change knowledge without segregation and arrogance.

Thats ignorance.

If a person walked in when you were filing tax returns shouting they had absolute proof that Potato Salad is God, would you stop what you were doing, and give them equal time?