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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#31
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: "If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Texas." Big Grin
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#32
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: 2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,

We deliberately overlook this so called fact because the earth wasn't formed out of water.



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#33
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 4:06 am)Confused Ape Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: 2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,

We deliberately overlook this so called fact because the earth wasn't formed out of water.




God was being metaphorical here. Water isn't meant to be taken as literal water but instead very small bits of matter that can take a form which is similar to water. So clearly the Bible is scientifically accurate, and it predates science! Amazing! Praise the Lord!

There. I saved all you Christians the headache of trying to justify your faith.
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#34
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Trust me you don't want to be there.

I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you.

My experience tells me that theists such as yourself tend to lie before they tell the truth on occasions where you're trying to convince others to join your death cult.
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#35
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The Four Horsemen are some of the most badass beings in the Bible... At least as depicted in other fictitious works based on the Bible. What are the biblical verses related to the Horsemen? What do they say?
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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#36
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
You've been learning something from the crackpots that write the horoscope.
Everyone goes through some form of tribulation period in life... EVERYONE!

But most people get over it, you know?... they even made a few songs about it... here's one you might understand... it's in your best southern country style:



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#37
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What I find astonishing is that your omnisentient gods plan was totally fucked up in five minutes flat by a talking snake and he has spent the last six thousand years trying to fix it and still hasn't succeeded.
Not much of a god you've got there laddie.
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#38
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 4:41 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 4:06 am)Confused Ape Wrote: We deliberately overlook this so called fact because the earth wasn't formed out of water.




God was being metaphorical here. Water isn't meant to be taken as literal water but instead very small bits of matter that can take a form which is similar to water. So clearly the Bible is scientifically accurate, and it predates science! Amazing! Praise the Lord!

There. I saved all you Christians the headache of trying to justify your faith.

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#39
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Genesis 9:11 '...Never again will there be a flood to destroy the Earth...'

Which way will you have it, Rev? They can't BOTH be right.

Boru
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#40
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Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.
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