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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 8:48 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Let's test that then.

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it's only six thousand years old?

Don't you think that's still off-topic?

More on topic:
Define "ark".
Define "get in".
Define "too late".

Sssh, I'm conducting an experiment.

You'll spook the test subject. Angry
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Why do you guys pick on poor old rev ...he's only trying to save us from ourselves...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 9:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why do you guys pick on poor old rev ...he's only trying to save us from ourselves...

But I like evil science.Devil
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 9:06 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote: Don't you think that's still off-topic?

More on topic:
Define "ark".
Define "get in".
Define "too late".

Sssh, I'm conducting an experiment.

You'll spook the test subject. Angry

Tongue
The test subject was banned from the experiment for a while, due to misconduct... it's back, now... can we share it?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
You guys do realize that your test subject has been drooling on his coloring book this whole time? What exactly are you expecting to get out of this experiment?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 9:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why do you guys pick on poor old rev ...he's only trying to save us from ourselves...


Revs is a drowning man attempting to cling to the ankles any healthy swimmer he could grab in the name of saving them from air.

He exemplifies a particular loathsome aspect of that grotesque cult of Jesus.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 9:49 am)Losty Wrote: You guys do realize that your test subject has been drooling on his coloring book this whole time? What exactly are you expecting to get out of this experiment?

At the very least, it fills time within rounds in the orgy. People can dehydrate if they go at it for too long! Tongue
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 10:15 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 9:49 am)Losty Wrote: You guys do realize that your test subject has been drooling on his coloring book this whole time? What exactly are you expecting to get out of this experiment?

At the very least, it fills time within rounds in the orgy. People can dehydrate if they go at it for too long! Tongue

Besides, we also enjoy watching. Wink Shades
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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We need more girls in this orgy. I'm off to drink some ice water and bask in the sun. You boys can lure me back with promises of bewbies. Otherwise I'm going to need at least an hour Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 10:37 am)Losty Wrote: We need more girls in this orgy. I'm off to drink some ice water and bask in the sun. You boys can lure me back with promises of bewbies. Otherwise I'm going to need at least an hour Wink

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Oh, wait, not that kind! Deirdre? TheGamingAtheist? Anyone? Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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