Adrian Hayter

[Elles]

Quotes from Adrian Hayter

"No, I don't want my own personal Lolita! That would be bizzare... It's legal in the Vatican."

"I'm the most mature person on the planet. I'm so mature I have eggs coming out of my ears."

"Do you want to start an archaeology club? We can go around defeating vampires."

"Pedophile sounds like pedestrian. We say paedophile because paedophile and pedestrian are completely different."

"I'm not a paedophile."

"I like young girls."

"Who's Chris Hansen?"

"Dear Adrian, too many prank calls have been registered on your account, and you have now been banned. -Skype Team"

"I think I've just reached the page where the understanding of the Internet ends. The Internet ends with a porn video with peas."

"Tourette's is awesome. Tourette's: it's a lifestyle choice!"

"I'm not a rapist! I haven't been convicted of it..."

"I'm a watcher. I watch, I don't rape."

[Adrian Hayter]

Most of these are accurate. Most of them are also taken out of context...and that context is random skype calls with Elles...who feeds my insanity.

[Saerules]

What is a skype call?

[Adrian Hayter]

Skype is a program that lets you make free calls to other Skype accounts over the internet, and also cheap calls to landline or mobile numbers regardless of your country of origin.

I use it all the time to chat to friends like Elles and Eilonnwy, and also to call my friends in America on their mobiles / phones for almost nothing.

[Elles]

More quotes!

"We could phone some pizza places in England. We could order a pizza."

"I don't love 8 year old girls."

"I think I might be racist...now that's a scary thought. #racism #jaffacakes #bnp #norwegiansmustdie"

"You could sleep with Captain Picard knowing he would have time for cuddling afterward. Kirk would beam himself out."

"Are you Norwegian too?!" (this is actually not from Adrian but this other random guy named Edwin who isn't someone any of you guys would know but he's Norwegian)

"Shut up! You and your anti-Norwegianess..." (Edwin again)

"What are we doing?" (back to Adrian)

"Stop shooting at me! I'm trying to landscape!"

"I'm not British, YOU'RE British."

"Does it turn you on, me having orgasms watching you eating #JaffaCakes?"

"We're not really racist, we just like the BNP."

[Eilonnwy]

Do you copy this shit down or is this text quotes?

[Adrian Hayter]

Most of it is me saying stuff verbally. Some of them kinda became catchphrases in our skype community (full of atheists!) and at one time we made a soundboard out of them all, although I'm not sure where that went.

Most of them revolve around:

Racism
The BNP
Star Trek (Captain Pike / Picard especially)
Norway
Jaffacakes
Many things about the British (including the fact that they are coming)
Prank calling pizza / prayer hotlines / muslim helplines.
Paedophilia
Vampires
Anything to do with Buffy / Angel.
...and rape.

[Eilonnwy]

What exactly is a Jaffacake?

Of course I've heard the word bounced around that now watching SG-1 it's what I think of when the Jaffa are mentioned

[Adrian Hayter]

http://www.ilovejaffacakes.com/

[Ashes1995]

basicly a buscuit with orange jelly in the middle of the chocolate on top