What's your favorite swear word/insult?

[vorlon13]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, and tits.

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Ah, George Carlin. He will be down there waiting for us, baking pies without an oven!

Carlin was the master. Made it all so funny.

His contribution to The Aristocrats (entrained corn and other identifiable bits in the diarrhea) was, dare I say it here, a religious experience for me.

[Cato]

Fucking dolt = idiot
Fucking cunt = all purpose insult
Moose cock = bullshit
Jesus tits = fucking hell

[Sinbad]

Fucking hell! Its like a tourettes syndrome convnention.

I rather like the American word 'dork', I just love the way they say it. I only found out the other day it means whales dick...

[Faith No More]

I'd have to say that my favorite is "cunt." The power of swear words comes from their ability to offend people with fragile sensibilities, and we have started to become too desensitized to "fuck." It is my number two favorite swear word due to its versatility, but nothing beats watching jaws drop when you call someone a cunt.

[Dragonetti]

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I guess the insulting word would be "puta" because it just sounds funny. It means "bitch" or "whore" (edit: in Spanish) but the impression I got was that it was treated more like the word "cunt" in English (that is to say, you had better duck if you were going to call someone a puta). It's not a word I ever used, though.

Lol. I don't think it's really a swear word but I always loved the word panocha haha.

Puta is a really weird word. Everyone uses it differently. Everyone is offended at different levels. I have a friend from El Salvador that says hijo de puta like every sentence. Also there's puta madre which is usually used like god damnit but it translates to whore mother. That kind of cracks me up. My favorite thing about the word puta, though, is that muricans have this bad habit of saying punta instead of puta lol.

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Losty, I was going to post that video. Guess you be me to it.

It would be my favorite insult, but as I like performing the action of it as well.

[ShaMan]

I like "Dagnabbit!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga4qLa7rjLs

[Shaggy]

I have a wide array of different ones I like in different situations. The only words I won't say are the n word and faggot. Idk why but I just don't like those words.

[Losty]

I Don't know if I should be ashamed or proud, but faggot has been really growing on me this past month or two. Damn it Louis CK, you're turning me into a bad person! I almost never use swear words in audible speech. Not because I don't like them but just something that sort of stuck from my old life. I did notice that I say fuck out loud more if I've been talking with Tarty. He rubs off on me hahaha

[Little lunch]

When I was a kid I used to walk out to the water line at low tide where nobody could hear me and practice swearing. I'd pretend I had certain teachers or my dad in front if me and at the top of my voice I'd tell them to fuck off and stick their chores/homework up their arses.
It was very therapeutic.
If the soldier crabs were out I'd trample a few thousand of them as well.
I'm glad now that it was an isolated beach. :-)

[The Valkyrie]

I have to go with Min on this one.

Whatever the situation, you can't beat "fuck".

To paraphrase Billy Connolly, "Fuck!" is international. Everyone understands it. There's no ambiguity with the word. No softening it's impact, "Fuck off, he hinted."