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Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
(June 18, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: But homosexual marriage demeans the tradition outlined in the Bible where father bears get to use their daughter bears as bargaining chips.

I guess I missed the part where it said the bears were both male.

Still, there's no better way to put an end to oral sex than matrimony.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
Guess all the zoo patrons will have to grin and bear it.
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