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What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me

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What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
Jenny A Offline
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What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 8:03 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2014 at 8:37 pm by Jenny A.)
It's a kind of congame. (Sorry in advance to any old timers who have already met Hank's Ass):





There's a printed version here: Kissing Hank's Ass on Jhuger
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm
Christianity is a zombie-based religion.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm
(June 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Christianity is a zombie-based religion.
No, no, no!
It is a lich based religion.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm
Now it's a rich-based religion. Actually it always was.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Trying to understand the bullshit actually brought on a headache I'm going to sue all Christians!
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 9:56 pm
(June 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Christianity is a zombie-based religion.

Agreed. Simple and to the point!

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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 10:05 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2014 at 10:06 pm by Elskidor.)
It has actually became a sorta dirty word for me. Part of me just cringes when I hear it.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 10:09 pm
(June 22, 2014 at 10:05 pm)Elskidor Wrote: It has actually became a sorta dirty word for me. Part of me just cringes when I hear it.

Same here although the nice mormon children skipped our door when visiting our apartment.

Wife told him we we're Buddhists.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 22, 2014 at 10:14 pm
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 12:03 am (This post was last modified: June 23, 2014 at 12:03 am by Jenny A.)
(June 22, 2014 at 10:05 pm)Elskidor Wrote: It has actually became a sorta dirty word for me. Part of me just cringes when I hear it.

Oddly enough, even though I remember disbelieving as early as 7 or 8, I don't feel that way about the church in general. I have fond Sunday school and Bible camp memories. But the brand of Christianity I was brought up with was relatively sane. They claimed the Bible was "spiritual inerrant" but not factualy so. They were anti-sex in some unhealthy ways including homophobia, premarital sex, and masturbation that was about it.

But it's still a con. Do this in life because of a promise for the hereafter. Proof, no my girl you need faith.

However whenever I visit the Bible Belt, I'm right there with you. These people are crazy and dangerous.
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