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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 6, 2016 at 1:13 am)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Let's all pitch in and commission a 3D CGI artist to make us some Biblical Old Testament Genesis porn comics. I'm not much into the tentacle stuff but that's on the table if we have a ssssexual ssssserpent in the picture. Also maybe some good incest action, you know, to propagate the species and all. I mean let's be real, what Lot's daughters did was pretty hot. Speaking of Lot, there's the "Take my virgin daughters and rape the shit out of them" angle. Also the Nephilim will have the giant fetish covered. Maybe the demons can be futanari for all you freaks out there. Oh wait, plot hole, the demons don't get invented until the New Testament when there's the Greek influence. OK, maybe no fuanari... sorry guys.
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#92
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Y'all been slippin whilst I was away! I know for a fact more funny stuff goes on here than ten measly pages!!

Tisk tisk..

Ah well, here's something that made me Lawl:



(August 8, 2016 at 7:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 8, 2016 at 6:43 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 8, 2016 at 6:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: BLASPHEMER!! BLASPHEMER!!  YOU'LL SMOKE A TURD IN HELL FOR THAT!!!

Boru

I've only been witness to a drunken crowd frying a turd, but never to someone actually smoking it.

(August 8, 2016 at 6:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Bet that's hard to un-see.

Boru


We burn dried cow turds here all the time.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#93
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(August 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: [Image: 13731294_1153612434680166_1103015063_n.j...NQ%3D%3D.2]
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#94
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I think it would be funny if Grandpa said the same thing twice and it would be like he forgot he had already said he didn't care. Lol.

I think it would be amusing if Grandpa said the same thing for a second time, it would be as if he didn't remember that he had already said that he didn't give a shit or something similar. Hehe.
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#95
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Mirth? Wasn't that a character from "Harry Potter"? The moaning Mirth or something?
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#96
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Myrtle
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#97
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(August 17, 2016 at 3:16 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: Mirth? Wasn't that a character from  "Harry Potter"? The moaning Mirth or something?

I'm pretty sure that's Myrtle.
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#98
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Fucking Ninja.
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#99
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(August 21, 2016 at 8:39 am)Jesster Wrote: [Image: 29ee1352efd8d9df6e88d6b3da4a714b.jpg]
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(August 17, 2016 at 3:19 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(August 17, 2016 at 3:16 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: Mirth? Wasn't that a character from  "Harry Potter"? The moaning Mirth or something?

I'm pretty sure that's Myrtle.

You would be correct, EP. Moaning Myrtle.
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