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Man rescued from huge vagina
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:31 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 24, 2014 at 4:52 pm)Chuck Wrote: I guess it is true. Some men so regretted being born that they would spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into the vagina

Amen to that. I've certainly dedicated my life to the cause.


I guess unlike the idiots who wants to be born again, real men like to be unborn time and again.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:49 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 4:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Now he can really claim to be born again and has the pictures to prove it.

Nice!

Quote:" . . . American exchange student, . . ."

Sorry, but why am I not surprised by this?

We'll do anything on a dare.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 6:06 pm
I wonder if this can be purchased in an Jumbo-size?

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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 6:39 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Beccs Wrote:



Because you know Americans are too prudish to have statues of vaginas in America?
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Big deal. If I had tuppence for every time the fire brigade had to rescue me from a giant statue of a vagina, I have...umm...let's see...*mumble mumble*....carry the two...ummm....

No tuppences whatsoever.

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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 25, 2014 at 12:06 pm
Well, all I can say is they make some hard cunts in Germany.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 25, 2014 at 12:07 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 7:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Big deal. If I had tuppence for every time the fire brigade had to rescue me from a giant statue of a vagina, I have...umm...let's see...*mumble mumble*....carry the two...ummm....

No tuppences whatsoever.

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Man rescued from huge vagina
June 25, 2014 at 12:21 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Also, I just wanna say that "Only in Germany ... "

In Rotterdam we have a statue of a midget carrying a buttplug. Does that count?
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 25, 2014 at 12:40 pm
Hmmm... Brussels has that little boy pissing in a fountain as well. It's all happening over there.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 25, 2014 at 12:55 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 6:39 pm)Chuck Wrote: Because you know Americans are too prudish to have statues of vaginas in America?

What? How can you miss these?

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