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10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
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10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014062...b2ff4.html


Quote: DENVER (AP) — A federal appeals court ruled Wednesday that states must allow gay couples to marry, finding the Constitution protects same-sex relationships and putting a remarkable legal winning streak across the country one step closer to the U.S. Supreme Court.

The three-judge panel in Denver ruled 2-1 that states cannot deprive people of the fundamental right to marry simply because they want to be wedded to someone of the same sex.

The judges added they don't want to brand as intolerant those who oppose gay marriage, but said there is no reasonable objection to the practice.

"It is wholly illogical to believe that state recognition of love and commitment of same-sex couples will alter the most intimate and personal decisions of opposite-sex couples," they wrote, addressing arguments that the ruling could undermine traditional marriage.


Sometime in the near future the mormons may be getting a telegram from planet Kolob telling their grand high exalted mystic ruler that 'god' has changed his mind and gay marriage is okay, after all.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
Federal judge did the same for Indiana.

Quote:A federal judge struck down Indiana's ban on same-sex marriage Wednesday in a ruling that immediately allowed gay couples to wed.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/judge...e-24298066
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
Now all Utah has to do is appeal to the US Supreme Court and we can get this business done in one swell foop.

You're fucked, Utah. Damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Appeal, and it's likely to be game over, nationwide. Don't appeal, and marriage equality is the law in the entire 10th Circuit (+ everywhere else it is already).

You've lost. You just don't know it yet.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
And another domino fell, Indiana, in the heart of Jesus Freakdom:

http://news.yahoo.com/judge-strikes-down...27253.html

Oops, see Cato already posted this story.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
(June 25, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sometime in the near future the mormons may be getting a telegram from planet Kolob telling their grand high exalted mystic ruler that 'god' has changed his mind and gay marriage is okay, after all.

But God doesn't change his mind, Min.

This has all been a test and the only true Mormons who will get into Mormon Disneyla--I mean the Celestial Kingdom will be the Mormons who supported the gays all along.

Duh.

(And if precedent holds, it'll take the Mos 10-15 years to rewrite their entire belief syste-- er, I mean receive revelation that gays are okay.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
Um...there is precedent.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index...924AAgp3Qv


Quote:The case was about a black Boy Scout elected Senior Patrol Leader of his Troop, but the sponsoring Mormon Stake, ( that's the local church in Mormonese ) , refused to let him take office because he was not a Mormon Priest and he wasn't allowed to be a Mormon Priest because he was black.

So there was a lawsuit and when it was over the Supreme Court agreed that the IRS could revoke the Tax Exempt Status of the entire LDS church headquarters and all local branches nationwide.

I was a 28 Pastor by then, I remember the case like it was yesterday, partly because I was also Senior Patrol Leader of my Troop way back when.

What really happened after the Court issued its ruling is this: In the next couple of days the Mormon President met with his tax advisers who told him how much money the church would lose as the result of that ruling and he decided he loved money more than he hated blacks.

( What was announced to the public was this: )

So the next day he announced to the world that his god had told him in a dream that it was now OK for Blacks to become Priests in the Mormon Church. And the IRS decided not to revoke the tax exempt status of the LDS.


Money talks and bullshit walks....especially with these mormon fucks.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
I'm still thinking that all that delicious (so to speak) Mormon racial crappola can still be put to good use.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
(June 25, 2014 at 8:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm still thinking that all that delicious (so to speak) Mormon racial crappola can still be put to good use.

In pointing out what bullshit the Mormon religion is based on, yes.


My favorite line from David Fitzgerald's book on the Mormons is this:

"[I]f all the major religions today held a competition to see which was the goofiest, most blatantly, most demonstrably well-documented pile of sheer unflinching bullshit, who would win? It's a tough call, but in this little book, I'd like to make a heartfelt argument on behalf of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, a.k.a. the Mormons!"
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
Kentucky Judge tells Kentucky to go fuck itself.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/01/fe...-humanity/

Quote:Federal judge destroys Ky.’s ‘bewildering’ claim that gay marriage threatens humanity

Quote:The state’s attempts to connect the exclusion of same-sex couples from marriage to its interest in economic stability and in ‘ensuring humanity’s continued existence’ are at best illogical and even bewildering,” Heyburn wrote.

He pointed out that Kentucky does not prohibit other couples who cannot or do not intend to procreate from getting married – which he said revealed the “true hypocrisy” of the state’s procreation argument.
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RE: 10th Circuit Tells Utah to Go Fuck Itself
(June 25, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014062...b2ff4.html


Quote: DENVER (AP) — A federal appeals court ruled Wednesday that states must allow gay couples to marry, finding the Constitution protects same-sex relationships and putting a remarkable legal winning streak across the country one step closer to the U.S. Supreme Court.

The three-judge panel in Denver ruled 2-1 that states cannot deprive people of the fundamental right to marry simply because they want to be wedded to someone of the same sex.

The judges added they don't want to brand as intolerant those who oppose gay marriage, but said there is no reasonable objection to the practice.

"It is wholly illogical to believe that state recognition of love and commitment of same-sex couples will alter the most intimate and personal decisions of opposite-sex couples," they wrote, addressing arguments that the ruling could undermine traditional marriage.


Sometime in the near future the mormons may be getting a telegram from planet Kolob telling their grand high exalted mystic ruler that 'god' has changed his mind and gay marriage is okay, after all.

Congrats on the victory.
What the fuck are these AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE people?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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