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Christians... I NEED your help
#11
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
Well, "the lord" saved just about everyone in the vicinity. 200k people were relocated, but only 30 or so actually died. 2 due to the explosion, then the rest as cleanup workers trying to get a barrier up while the radiation peaked (all but one of the remainder from acute radiation sickness, that remaining one - from cardiac arrest).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#12
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
(June 30, 2014 at 2:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Well, "the lord" saved just about everyone in the vicinity. 200k people were relocated, but only 30 or so actually died. 2 due to the explosion, then the rest as cleanup workers trying to get a barrier up while the radiation peaked (all but one of the remainder from acute radiation sickness, that remaining one - from cardiac arrest).

Four of the 32 killed were killed in a helicopter crash unrelated to radiation exposure (the helicopter collided with a steel cable).
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#13
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
Thank you, thankyou. I stand corrected.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
So to be clear, this is the stuff peter popoff sends for free right? And then invites you to donate?

Gee, I hope you guys were sincere. Because if not every single person who orders this stuff costs peter money! And nobody wants that, right? Be terrible if even one person ordered this and then was not sincere.

So where did she get it from?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#15
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
Yeah Jacob, she ordered it from Peter Popoff.

I think she was very sincerely amused.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#16
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
(June 30, 2014 at 2:39 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: So to be clear, this is the stuff peter popoff sends for free right? And then invites you to donate?

Gee, I hope you guys were sincere. Because if not every single person who orders this stuff costs peter money! And nobody wants that, right? Be terrible if even one person ordered this and then was not sincere.

What a tragedy it would be if thousands - or even millions ordered this miracle juice and didn't donate.

Tragic, I tell you.
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#17
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
(June 30, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: My girl informs me she ordered it through him... You're telling me it's only tap??!

It certainly doesn't come from a source that costs anything more than tap to produce. Popoff is a known fraud.
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#18
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
(June 30, 2014 at 1:11 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Today an envelope arrived at my apartment containing Miracle Spring Water that my girlfriend ordered off the telly a couple of weeks ago. I was really excited until in the four-page letter that accompanied the water t'was mentioned the following:

"This packet contains water from the spring in Southern Russia where the pastors and Christians were led by the Holy Spirit to drink during the horrible Chernobyl nuclear accident. (I warn you, something so anointed and sacred can't be taken lightly)... No one who drank from this spring died from nuclear contamination. No one who followed divine leading and direction suffered illness. NOT ONE BELIEVER SUFFERED HARM. NOT ONE BELIEVER DIED. ALL WERE MIRACULOUSLY SPARED." (Caps in original).

Now I'm kind of scared to open the Miracle Spring Water. Can someone consult the Holy Spirit for me and make sure this water isn't dangerous? (After all, my girlfriend is supposed to put it on her forehead).

Don't splash it on your underpants, because Chernobyl fall out.

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"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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#19
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
Don't try to con Peter Popoff - he's god's own representative on Earth - Just ask Peter.

Doing so will get you sent to hell!

You've been warned.

Personally, I'd send it back demanding a refund because it didn't work.

Smile
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
I had zero clue who this Peter Popoff person was, so I Googled.
First hit is an ad.... Peter Popoff, God wants to touch you!
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Deadpan
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God's going to be looking at a restraining order soon.
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