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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
June 30, 2014 at 6:31 pm
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(June 30, 2014 at 3:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (June 30, 2014 at 2:39 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: So to be clear, this is the stuff peter popoff sends for free right? And then invites you to donate?
Gee, I hope you guys were sincere. Because if not every single person who orders this stuff costs peter money! And nobody wants that, right? Be terrible if even one person ordered this and then was not sincere.
What a tragedy it would be if thousands - or even millions ordered this miracle juice and didn't donate.
Tragic, I tell you.
It would. Horrible to even think of.
Anyway, for anyone who genuinely wants to have some, heres the application.
http://peterpopoff.org/prayer-request-form
And no sneakily putting in other peoples details. Like kingdom halls, churches and stuff. Because that would be WORSE! But if it was, like, a bad person who needed the miracle I guess that would be ok.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
June 30, 2014 at 9:02 pm
-piles of prayerwater start showing up at politicians offices-
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 2:42 am
(June 30, 2014 at 9:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -piles of prayerwater start showing up at politicians offices-
That would be a terrible thing!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 2:50 am
Pour it into the toilet and have a holy flush.
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 9:40 am
(This post was last modified: July 1, 2014 at 9:42 am by Mudhammam.)
At least they're smart enough not to call it Chernobyl Spring Water. I have a feeling they might not process too many orders if that were the case.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
