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The Secret to a Perfect Body

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The Secret to a Perfect Body
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The Secret to a Perfect Body
June 30, 2014 at 4:55 pm


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RE: The Secret to a Perfect Body
June 30, 2014 at 7:54 pm
I was afraid that was it. Smile
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: The Secret to a Perfect Body
June 30, 2014 at 11:43 pm
The secret to having a perfect body is defining the body you have as perfect.

When arguing, never let the other guy make the definitions.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: The Secret to a Perfect Body
July 1, 2014 at 12:36 am
*Weeps uncontrollably*
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RE: The Secret to a Perfect Body
July 1, 2014 at 8:50 am (This post was last modified: July 1, 2014 at 8:51 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(July 1, 2014 at 12:36 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: *Weeps uncontrollably*

Why?

You have talents that I will NEVER have or acquire. Stop your belly aching and find WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT! Do that...the rest will fall into place.
Be busy with what you are good at...... Someone will see that as so special they will want to be around you...all the time.

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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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