Theist arguments

[Zidneya]

• You need Jesus.
  
• God is gonna punish you.
  
• Why do you hate God?
  
• Oh you are an atheist? Because you certainly don't act like an atheist.
  
• Open your heart to Jesus.
  
• I know deep down you do believe in God.
  
• Evolution is a Religion.
  
• Atheism is a Religion.
  
• Do you worship the Devil?
  
• Hitter was an atheist you know.
  
• It's not too late you can still come back to the right path.
  
• You are going to hell and I'll pray for you.
  
• There is no such thing as atheism everyone has to believe in something.
  
• Read the Bible I challenge you.
  
• Atheist? What is wrong with you?
  
• Don't let the devil deceive you.
  
• What would make you believe in God?
  
• What are you gay or something?
  
• What is it feel to live without Moral?
  
• Are you drugged?
  
• Why you oppress me?
  
• Why do you hate us? we aren't asking you to believe in God.
  
• God exists you know and he loves you despite your sins.
  
• Hahaha yeah right an atheist.
  
• Would you come to church next week there are some people I would like you to meet.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any friends.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are still single.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any kids.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your wife/husband left you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your kids hate you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your grandkids ignore you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die first.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die last and alone.
  
• Don't let a bad experience ruin your life.
  
• What made you lose your faith?
  
• This is just a test.
  
• Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?
  
• God hates you.
  
• It's okay if you are an atheist I don't feel sorry for you.
  
• No! Please! Don't leave. Just promise me you ain't gonna do anything stupid.
  
• Atheist? what is that a rock band or something?
  
• Atheist? Your life must be very boring.
  
• You just want to sin.
  
• It's okay I'm still going to heaven.
  
• You are breaking Jesus heart
  
• You are breaking God's heart
  
• You are breaking my heart.
  
• Atheist! Oh Good Lord!
  
• This is because that friend of yours isn't it?
  
• This is because that girl/boyfriend of yours isn't it?
  
• It's just a phase.
  
• It's because your faith ain't strong enough.
  
• Who do you think created you?
  
• You can't prove God existence you have to believe in him.
  
• Why are you so blind.
  
• Why!! God why have you've done this to him.
  
• Darwin was just a man.
  
• We already proven God's existence.
  
• Let me save you.
  
• Don't kill yourself.
  
• Shhh do you want God to punish us?
  
• Stay away from my family.
  
• Oh God Nooo. Not you!!
  
• You need therapy.
  
• Why are you doing this to me!
  
• Why are you obsessed with nothing?
  
• Atheist? Am I being punk'd?
  
• Don't you wanna hang out with the ultimate rebel?
  
• Wait until you get in loved then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until you got children then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until God punish you then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• When you'll die where are you going?
  
• I know God exists I've seen him.
  
• He is still gonna judge you.
  
• Atheist? You don't believe in what? What…? What are you trying to say?
  
• Atheist? Yeah right tell that to Jesus.
  
• Have you ever gone to church?
  
• Have you read the bible?
  
• Have you heard about Jesus?
  
• Do you celebrate Christmas?
  
• Evolution is a lie.
  
• People like you is the reason why the world is what it its right now.
  
• That's Blasphemy.
  
• Were you molested as a kid?
  
• Is evidence all you care? Why? Why are you so stubborn.
  
• Evidence that's all you care don't you?
  
• Atheist of course you're not. Don't be ridiculous.
  
• Now come on sing with me. Kumbaya my lord kumbaya♪♫♪
  
• Have you ever tried to talk to God?
  
• God bless you.
  
  

[The Grand Nudger]

You have a hardened heart/the lord has hardened your heart

[Chad32]

You have a hardened heart/the lord has hardened your heart

Got to love that one. When they can't convince you, they just shut down the conversation with some verse about hardening your heart, or giving you over to your wicked ways.

Blasphemy is, after all, the unforgivable sin.

[Zidneya]

Oh and I forgot

• I'm doing God's will
  

[Jenny A]

Zidneya,

Lovely list. Here's a few more

1. Look at how beautiful the world is. How can you believe god didn't make it?
2. I'll pray for you.
3. You can't prove god doesn't exist.
4. But you're such a good mother.
5. You should try our church.
6. That hurts me.
7. How can you be so ungrateful?

[Zidneya]

Zidneya,

Lovely list. Here's a few more

1. Look at how beautiful the world is. How can you believe god didn't make it?
2. I'll pray for you.
3. You can't prove god doesn't exist.
4. But you're such a good mother.
5. You should try our church.
6. That hurts me.
7. How can you be so ungrateful?

One keeps coming with more every minute isn't it?
Like:

• Have you tried not being an atheist?
  
• You think you are smarter than me bust because you are an atheist?
  
• Atheist? I don't know if you've heard but thats a sin.
  
• Haven't you stop for a minute and think that maybe there is a reason why people say "Oh my God" so often.
  
• Stalin was an atheist you know.
  
• Atheist? quickly call the reverend the Devil has entered our house.
  
• People use evolution to justify racism.
  
• You must have never been truly a believer.
  

But you know what it doesn't matter because my reaction to all of this and the ones I posted before has always been the same:

[Dystopia]

Zidneya,

Lovely list. Here's a few more

1. Look at how beautiful the world is. How can you believe god didn't make it?
2. I'll pray for you.
3. You can't prove god doesn't exist.
4. But you're such a good mother.
5. You should try our church.
6. That hurts me.
7. How can you be so ungrateful?

One keeps coming with more every minute isn't it?
Like:

• Have you tried not being an atheist?
  
• You think you are smarter than me bust because you are an atheist?
  
• Atheist? I don't know if you've heard but thats a sin.
  
• Haven't you stop for a minute and think that maybe there is a reason why people say "Oh my God" so often.
  
• Stalin was an atheist you know.
  
• Atheist? quickly call the reverend the Devil has entered our house.
  
• People use evolution to justify racism.
  
• You must have never been truly a believer.
  

But you know what it doesn't matter because my reaction to all of this and the ones I posted before has always been the same:

I actually don't think being an atheist makes me smarter, I know theists and deists a lot smarter than me. It does mean however that I possess critical thinking. A nice one I heard on a meme website - 'You are such a good person, what church do you go to?" This is not an argument but you get the point, it's one of the many annoying phrases theists and specially religious people tend to use

[ignoramus]

There's only one reality and science yearns to understand it ...slowly but surely.
But there can be an infinite amount of alternative explanations.
I can never get over:
" evolution is not real, we didn't come from monkeys, that's just silly."

But somehow this makes more sense:

"God created the world in 6 days and he created eve from Adams rib"

[Minimalist]

You have a hardened heart/the lord has hardened your heart

The fucker can harden my dick.

[ignoramus]

You have a hardened heart/the lord has hardened your heart

The fucker can harden my dick.

Works much better with naked woman with hairy breasts
Hehe