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Bibleman and Bible Adventures!
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 WTF! I am trying to wrap my head around this!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report! 
"He can only be defeated by one, reason."
"Luke 5, Matthew 11, and John 13. Three people he's not allowed within a hundred meters of."
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
I hope you stayed tuned for the banana the atheists' nightmare as described by Ray Comfort. You see it's formed perfectly for eating and is therefore proof of god. Beyond the inanity of that argument in light of all the things in the world that are not perfectly formed for human use, the modern banana is the result of human breeding, not god's planning. Behold the wild banana:
![[Image: 180px-Wildbanana.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=wiki.ironchariots.org%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F1%2F19%2FWildbanana.jpg%2F180px-Wildbanana.jpg) http://wiki.ironchariots.org/index.php?t...a_argument
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
 (July 1, 2014 at 1:04 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I hope you stayed tuned for the banana the atheists' nightmare as described by Ray Comfort. You see it's formed perfectly for eating and is therefore proof of god. Beyond the inanity of that argument in light of all the things in the world that are not perfectly formed for human use, the modern banana is the result of human breeding, not god's planning. Behold the wild banana: Maybe they should've used a penis instead of a banana. After all, the penis isn't manufactured by humans 
Yes the penis. Made in such a way that god commands them to alter it to please him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Yes, the penis, made so well to fit in the hand, can be used to tug back and forth for great pleasure, and can even be turned away from you so you don't spray yourself at the end. It also fits perfectly in a vagina or mouth for even more fun. But god disapproves of all of that so you'll go to hell if you use it the way it was designed for. You've gotta love god's logic.
Ever try an Electro-jac ?
The penis doesn't have to be in anything for happy fun time. But I suppose God kills a kitten whenever somebody does that too . . 
Show me one ape apart from humans who peels a banana like that.
All apes eat them upside down.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Everyone should know that Bibleman's one true weakness is critical thinking, but seriously though he's the worst "superhero" ever. He doesn't even have powers and he always contradicts himself. Also this may be a overused joke but I'll say it anyway, George Lucas is going to sue somebody.
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