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Bird - Hit By Pitch - Dies
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That race car just turned that bird into mist.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Johnson's pitch was going to be high and outside, anyway.
The best the batter could have done is to have hit it (wait for it.....) fowl. 
Pffft, I've cleaned up that many birds with the motorbike I could be considered a mass murderer.
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. |
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