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Modern Jesusism
July 9, 2014 at 3:50 pm
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 9, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Hey, you forgot the part where he says to blow up abortion clinics and that rape is ok as long as you're a priest!
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 9, 2014 at 6:18 pm
Perhaps they'll make this into a series for the jesus freaks?
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 9, 2014 at 7:58 pm
I think the biblical Jesus was a socialist, I have a communist friend who sees Jesus as an inspiration for being supposedly the first practical communist in history.
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 9, 2014 at 8:41 pm
Jesus never gave anyone anything. He was a taker, not a giver.
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 10, 2014 at 7:52 pm
(July 9, 2014 at 3:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 1105.png?1404851537]

That cartoon makes no sense. What makes you think it's all christians doing that? Why don't atheists come together and each offer to bring a child or two into their home, instead of accusing christians of wanting to turn them away? Christian churches have been taking care of needy illegal immigrants for many years.
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 10, 2014 at 8:01 pm
Have you ever considered the fact that its the Christian churches that continually feed the problem of the country being swamped with illegal aliens? By definition they are criminals because they aid and abet criminal behavior.

We can easily solve the problem of illegal aliens by simply making the entire world population American citizens. Then the Christian churches would no longer be criminal enterprises.
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 10, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Quote:What makes you think it's all christians doing that?


It's the right-wing nut jobs and they are overwhelmingly jesus freaks. Sorry if you don't like it but that's who is out there.

[Image: anti-immigration-sentiment1.jpg]

It is not a question of "bringing a child into one's home." The law, as currently written, requires them to have a hearing before they can be sent back.

Apparently these fine xtian pals of yours want them gunned down on the border.
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 10, 2014 at 8:46 pm
They must believe that "mehicans" descended from apes or something!
These silly xtards sure do have an imagination....
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RE: Modern Jesusism
July 10, 2014 at 9:24 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 8:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:What makes you think it's all christians doing that?


It's the right-wing nut jobs and they are overwhelmingly jesus freaks. Sorry if you don't like it but that's who is out there.

[Image: anti-immigration-sentiment1.jpg]

It is not a question of "bringing a child into one's home." The law, as currently written, requires them to have a hearing before they can be sent back.

Apparently these fine xtian pals of yours want them gunned down on the border.

None of the signs say any of that. It appears that they're for the stopping the flow.
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