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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
There is a religious show on. And you know those religious guys with that voice. Smooth soft but manly, why do they all have that voice? Anyways he says god has given him a message but it's only for 300 people. If I'm one of the 300 people, that's great! If I'm not well he really wishes that I could be one of the 300. I don't really know what the message is (yea he's still going), but I really like his voice. He has a nice voice.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
Here's how the 300 react when they get preached at:

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 10, 2014 at 4:50 am)Losty Wrote: Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol

Think I'd rather spend that on Amazon prime, Netflix and a VPN service. I think I've already traded away my soul several times. Including one time for a paperclip and some string.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
But it's sowing a seed. And the man will pray for you to become a millionaire. :wtf:

Seriously we need a :wtf: smiley. Any graphic designers here that want to make me a :wtf: smiley?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
(July 10, 2014 at 5:24 am)Losty Wrote: But it's sowing a seed. And the man will pray for you to become a millionaire. :wtf:

Seriously we need a :wtf: smiley. Any graphic designers here that want to make me a :wtf: smiley?

I could pray for me to be a millionaire too Big Grin

Sowing a seed sounds like a euphemism. Actually any farming based sayings do.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

You'll make millions fronting a Sonseed cover band. Or at least he prays that you do.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
How do you know you're one of the 300 people?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
Um, God supposedly is all powerful, can't He just alert the 300 on His own?


One might think implying God needs help because He doesn't know how to set up an Email account might be blasphemous.
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(July 10, 2014 at 9:07 am)Blackout Wrote: How do you know you're one of the 300 people?

Supposedly he will speak directly into your heart.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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