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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?

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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 11, 2014 at 7:54 pm
do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?

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man.. them was fun times... good old Harold Camping.. he was a good source of lolz....
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July 11, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Nope.
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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 11, 2014 at 8:59 pm
Oh.. well it was really funny...
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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 11, 2014 at 9:19 pm
Yeah I do often wonder what they have to say for themselves when the day of reckoning never comes. Guess they just say they got their dates mixed up.
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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 11, 2014 at 10:05 pm
They are like an inept GPS system.....always "re-calculating."
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July 11, 2014 at 10:36 pm
lolz thats funny
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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am
Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !!


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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 12, 2014 at 1:47 am
(July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !!


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Fucking Jehovah witnesses.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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July 12, 2014 at 2:55 am
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RE: do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
July 12, 2014 at 9:09 am
(July 12, 2014 at 1:47 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !!


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Fucking Jehovah witnesses.


Thanx! Hell to get old and have imperfect recall about stuff. I've heard the JWs referred to as Jehovah's Witlesses too, and the end of the world crap would seem to justify it. Giving Satan that much credence in our modern world is astonishing, BTW, giving him that much credit is akin to worshipping him.
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