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The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
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The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
Just a little recap of the tragic story of our friend, the anti masturbation dolphin, Fappy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2MOo2CEnqc

Please note I do not know if this story is true or not, this video is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be a serious news story
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
It is not true.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
It's a poe
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
Lol Fappy got me good in a thread I started about it last week titled: Why I'm not proud to be an American.

Damn Fappy. Dodgy
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
(July 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: It's a poe
No, a poe is indistinguishable from the real thing. Most people spotted this for what it is pretty quickly.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
(July 14, 2014 at 8:11 am)alpha male Wrote:
(July 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: It's a poe
No, a poe is indistinguishable from the real thing. Most people spotted this for what it is pretty quickly.

That's true. A christian group that shared the pathetic beliefs that this fake organisation sought to emulate wouldn't have been smart enough to call it fappy.

As to 'what is is', an accurate portrayal of the beliefs of some insane fools who think masturbation is a sin.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
If they stop thinking it is a 'sin', it would take a degree of the thrill out of it.


Sigh . . .


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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
Oh that's nasty. Smile
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
I guess you guys have gone to different kinds of churches than I've been to, as I've never heard a sermon on the evils of masturbation.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
Damn few sermons given on remarriage following divorce, too. And Jesus Himself maybe didn't address self rape, but He sure as Hell did address remarriage after divorce. He called it ADULTERY, and when He was asked about which of the 10 Commandments to keep, of the 5 He listed, that pesky one about ADULTERY was included.

If 'self rape' (ROTFL over that term, Gawd I love it!!!!!) during marriage is considered a form of ADULTERY (I suppose if you're not in mind of your spouse while doing it, that would qualify) then we'd have some relevant sermons from that angle.


Typing all that reminds me I need to buy some more lotion . . . . .


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