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college Professor
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college Professor
my mom sent me this:


A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”


What the fuck?
she said this really happened...
But she did not say where
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#2
RE: college Professor
Thinking no
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#3
RE: college Professor
Typical idiotic Christian blather porn in lieu of actually providing evidence of their magical sky daddy/kid/ghost.
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#4
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Were you in a southern state, perchance? Because this seems like something that would happen if on of my professors said something like that.

It also sounds like that vet is about to be suspended.
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#5
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(July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”


What the f?

I'm assuming this is a story you heard from someone?

If it's true, did they mention the student being arrested for assault and "god" stepping in to protect him?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
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The "army vet" should be charged with assault and thrown out of college.

That's what happens in the real world and not fairy-tale land.


Obviously, xtian shits prefer fairy tales.
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#7
RE: college Professor
Been around since before 2004 and changes a bit with every spam wave.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultim...7/p/1.html
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#8
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(July 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Been around since before 2004 and changes a bit with every spam wave.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultim...7/p/1.html

Wish I could give this two thumbs up.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#9
RE: college Professor
so its not true... Thats good
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#10
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You know, we should make up bullshit stories like this of atheists shutting down religious nuts and start spreading them.

Or maybe not. We don't want to sink to their level.
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