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Blessed Be The Corporations

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Blessed Be The Corporations
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Blessed Be The Corporations
July 17, 2014 at 8:58 pm
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RE: Blessed Be The Corporations
July 17, 2014 at 11:44 pm
Blessed be the Walmart workers, for they shall suck it up and take welfare.

Blessed be the Chinese slaves, for they shall be paid decent wages in the afterlife.

Blessed be the Congress, for they shall blow us for campaign contributions.

Blessed be the Evangelicals, for they shall crucify the public upon a cross of money.
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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