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Heaven - An awful place for Christians?

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Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 9:33 am (This post was last modified: July 21, 2014 at 9:34 am by JesusHChrist.)
(July 21, 2014 at 4:36 am)FreeTony Wrote: Why would a God need an army?
Extrapolating further...

Why does a God need anything at all? Including hordes of fawning sycophants?

Good morning God! My, but you are looking well today! Nice sweater!
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 10:06 am
(July 21, 2014 at 9:33 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 21, 2014 at 4:36 am)FreeTony Wrote: Why would a God need an army?
Extrapolating further...

Why does a God need anything at all? Including hordes of fawning sycophants?

Good morning God! My, but you are looking well today! Nice sweater!


Maybe God has self esteem issues ???
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 10:25 am
(July 21, 2014 at 10:06 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Maybe God has self esteem issues ???

Yeah, but we couldn't never tell him that! Would damage his already fragile psyche. Poor thing.
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 10:38 am
We need to come up with some "Stuart Smalley" affirmations for God.


You're a good God!

Today you can be the best God there is!

Take time for yourself, God, the universe will be OK, today is all about YOU !!!
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 12:50 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 9:21 am)Jenny A Wrote: You forgot:

No marriage and no sex.

I doubt the lack of sex would be much of an issue for the typical fundie. After spending their earthly lives jerking each other off at every opportunity, I suspect they'd be sated and could use a long break. Who knows? Maybe Heaven has a well stocked library. That would be a novelty for most of them.
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 1:12 pm
I think they say that in Heaven all Earthly desires are forgotten.

Sounds awful.
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RE: Heaven - An awful place for Christians?
July 21, 2014 at 1:41 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 10:38 am)vorlon13 Wrote: We need to come up with some "Stuart Smalley" affirmations for God.


You're a good God!

Today you can be the best God there is!

Take time for yourself, God, the universe will be OK, today is all about YOU !!!


A few more:

You deserve good things, you are entitled to your share of happiness. You are an attractive God. You are fun to be with !!


God, I give you the courage to feel your feelings, and to feel your feelings about your feelings, and your feelings about your feelings about your feelings


God, I want you to look in that mirror, and I want you to repeat after me: "I am a worthy God."


God, what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. Uh, maybe both would be equally easy for you, never mind . . .
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