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How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
#31
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
Last time I checked, Obama isn't a beast...except at basketball.

Miley Bieber on the other hand...

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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#32
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
On the beasts,
The type / anti type understanding is my own discernment.
I have been contemplating this stuff for over 40 years, so some clues are bound to come together.

As far as I recall, a ram is a male sheep.

The beast elected last year is not Obama, that would be the first beast (chapter13 of Revelation, verses 1 thru 10).
Note the first beast is the political entity (having crowns) and is found in the text first.

The second beast is the spiritual entity- the False Prophet.
He, following the sequence in the text comes on the scene AFTER the first beast.
And it has come to pass that he was elected 5 years after the first one.
Curiously, 5 is the number of grace.

Also note, the second beast was elected in the year ending on 13 and being described in chapter 13.
His narration goes from verse 11 (the # of destruction to the end of chapter 13 (the number of rebellion and witchcraft).

Both of these are just beginning their destiny and nearly everyone on earth haven't the slightest clue about their place in history.
Especially, real Christians, who OUGHT to perceive these things are clueless.

When I see an entourage composed of noted Evangelicals going to high- five and jive with the second beast last month,
I am absolutely floored.
Wallowing in historical ignorance and drunken by false unity, they are the blind leading the blind.

Interestingly, the "John the Baptist" for the entourage, Tony Palmer, was killed last weekend in motorcycle accident, paralleling John's removal after introducing Jesus.
Just a co-incidence I suppose.

Here is another tidbit:
Jesus said," You shall not see me again until you say, Blessed is He that comes in the name of the Lord".
We all know that verse. Now here comes the parallel:
the word blessed is the word Barak.
So, by speaking that word (not spelling it), the verse spoken goes, "You shall not see Me again until you say, Barak is he that comes in the name of the Lord".
Sequence: Barack comes before Jesus comes, and Barack comes in the name of the Lord.
Remember- he has NOT been revealed to the world as who he will be.

Just so you guys know, my birthday is the day the first beast made his TV informercial, seen by 33 (highest #in the occult) million people.
And my clock # at work is the gematria of his name.

I realize you think I am crazy. We shall see.
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#33
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
No, you think we think you're crazy. It's a start, at least.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#34
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
(July 23, 2014 at 7:47 pm)professor Wrote: I realize you think I am crazy. We shall see.

No need to wait for a change in the conclusion. You are.

But seriously, come on prof, you surely realise that what you're saying is the hallmark of crazy, right? It's just mumbo jumbo, even by christian standards, and they have a monopoly on mumbo jumbo.
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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
(July 23, 2014 at 7:47 pm)professor Wrote:

...and here we see the lunacy inherent in the system.
Sum ergo sum
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#36
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
Professor, how about you make a prediction? Put your money where your mouth is, instead of retrofitting past events into your biblical framework, and tell us what's going to happen next. Obviously the bible has all this stuff in it, right? And you believe the interpretation you've given is clear and unambiguous, and points to nothing but that?

Well, if that's the case, then it should be exceedingly easy for you to give us a genuine, concrete, and detailed prediction of the next part of the prophecy, that'll happen within our lifetimes. Right?

Think about it: it's obviously in there, as you wouldn't just slot events in as they happen, as that'd be dishonest. So you know what's going to happen next, with just as much detail as your other prophecies, including numerical markers, dates and all that... why not tell us what's going to happen? When it does, not only will you be proved not to be crazy, but you'll have given everyone here evidence of god. You might save some of us!

What do you have to lose?
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#37
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
(July 24, 2014 at 5:59 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 7:47 pm)professor Wrote:

...and here we see the lunacy inherent in the system.

Was that a subtle monty python quote, Ben? Clap
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#38
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
(July 24, 2014 at 9:22 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(July 24, 2014 at 5:59 am)Ben Davis Wrote: ...and here we see the lunacy inherent in the system.

Was that a subtle monty python quote, Ben? Clap
My quiet way of celebrating John Cleese's divorce the reunion Big Grin
Sum ergo sum
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#39
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
(July 23, 2014 at 7:47 pm)professor Wrote: I realize you think I am crazy.
You have taken the first step towards de-converting.

Big Grin
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#40
RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?
We aren't a computer in isolation, we are also vastly influenced by our hormones, especially my wife, so to be you you would need all your bits especially your glands.



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