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Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm
There are a ton online. Post your favorites or make one of your own Thumb up
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 2:22 pm

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 4:47 pm
I know it's not really in the spirit of the thread, but there is this Lutheran church in Baton Rouge that must have a troll in the pulpit. Its sign has non-Biblical quotes at least as often as the standard fare, including quotes I've seen from Jefferson, Twain, and -- I shit you not -- Ingersoll. I'm tempted to attend a service just once so I can meet this pastor, shake his hand, and commiserate with him.
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 4:53 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2014 at 4:53 pm by The Valkyrie.)
This is awesome

At least the priest here has a sense of humour.

Hopefully this works:

http://www.thepofmarketing.in/2010/01/in...f-god.html
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 23, 2014 at 8:26 pm
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 24, 2014 at 2:24 am
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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 24, 2014 at 4:12 am
Not exactly a church sign but I found it funny

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RE: Funny Church Signs
July 24, 2014 at 4:19 am
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Ahhh the church of beer
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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