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The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 12:40 am
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Coming soon in paperback (j/k). Choose ONE or TWO of your wise sayings-- they MUST BE ORIGINAL! NO CHEATING! Christians, UFO abductees, conjured up ghosts, and the like welcome too.
"You are someone you cannot fully perceive without destroying that someone."
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 12:33 pm
"The truth doesn't issue promissory notes, either you can demonstrate it or you can't."
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 12:42 pm
As my Dad always used to say to me, "Get the hell out of the way!"
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 2:14 pm
As I like to say... "Snap out of it!"
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 2:34 pm
To my unreliable scribe: "Mark of the beast?!? I said 'breast' you dolt. Breast!"
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 2:38 pm
A fact is a fact no matter how many people disagree.
Creationists, I am willing to lay good money on you thinking evolution is something it isn't.
God, the answer to any hard question, requiring no proof or effort of any kind.
"In the beginning was the word and the word was god" as no one else was there why does god speak of himself in the third person. Downbeatplumb thinks this is weird.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 5:18 pm
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"Isn't it funny that God, the Universal perfect being, in his uniqueness and perfection, is never the same to even two people from the same religious denomination?"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 5:22 pm
'Innit just amazing how much the ineffable looks like the non-existent?'
and
'No matter how deeply, sincerely, devoutly, and passionately you believe in your God, that belief is not the equivalent of truth until and unless you can present either evidence or compelling arguments.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The Wise Sayings of Atheists
July 30, 2014 at 5:25 pm
"You want me to believe in your god? Okay, bring him around in person and introduce him."
Dying to live, living to die.
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