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I Like The Smell of My Own...
#31
RE: I Like The Smell of My Own...
(August 14, 2014 at 2:37 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Did you know that Benjamin Franklin wrote about the idea of creating perfumes that would make your farts smell good to everyone around you?
I always thought it would be cool if there was a pill to take for this. You could get designer fragrances AND tones! I'd choose the bacon smell with the sound of a train whistle.
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#32
RE: I Like The Smell of My Own...
(August 14, 2014 at 3:46 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(August 14, 2014 at 2:37 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Did you know that Benjamin Franklin wrote about the idea of creating perfumes that would make your farts smell good to everyone around you?
I always thought it would be cool if there was a pill to take for this. You could get designer fragrances AND tones! I'd choose the bacon smell with the sound of a train whistle.
[Image: cropped-Bacon-Train-Logo-Smaller.png]

Shaman, good news, there is a pill to take for this!
Your psychologist can prescribe them! Hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#33
RE: I Like The Smell of My Own...
(August 14, 2014 at 6:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Shaman, good news, there is a pill to take for this!
Or I could eat only bacon and shove a train whistle up my keister. I've long since abandoned those hopes since my gas now smells of jasmine and makes a bird chirping noise when I release.
Thanks for the tip though Wink Shades
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#34
RE: I Like The Smell of My Own...
Jasmine being preferable to a corpse left far too long in a Buick, and bird chirping better than mistaken for the shrieks of the tormented in Hell.


Tongue
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#35
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(August 14, 2014 at 6:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Tongue
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#36
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Mine smell like a rat crawled up there years ago and got stuck and has been decomposing ever since! I am a mobile mustard gas refinery!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#37
RE: I Like The Smell of My Own...
I once cleared a room of thirty people.
You could see it's shape and slow progression by the looks of disgust and then hurried abandonment of posts.
People just don't see the funny side of it at those levels.
My crime was worsened by the fact that I left first, likening me to the captain of the sinking ship committing the sin of not leaving last.

I want the smell of frangipani and coconut with the sound of a palm tree in the breeze.

I was going to go for waves crashing but decided that could get confusing. :-)
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