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And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
#1
And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
...what matters the most to the religious right. People dying or fairy tales? (None of the two actually; everything is good for bashing Obama)

http://rightwingwatch.org/content/bryan-...fends-them

Quote:American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer is outraged that the U.S. is intervening in Iraq to stop ISIS, who has been attacking Christians and other Muslims throughout the country.

Fischer believes that President Obama only intervened to stop the extermination of the Yazidis, who practice an ancient religion yet are considered by ISIS fighters and others to be “devil worshipers.” He began today’s edition of “Focal Point” by railing against Obama, saying the president only decided to launch airstrikes in Iraq in order to defend “devil worshipers.”

“They go after devil worshipers and all of the sudden the entire weight of the United States government is sent in there to relieve them and to avenge them,” he said. “Those are the Yazidis.”

Fundamentalism makes people into Daleks.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#2
RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
I believe the Daleks have just been libeled.
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#3
RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
(August 21, 2014 at 1:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I believe the Daleks have just been libeled.

Oh no! Now I'm gonna get ext-*ZZZAP!*
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
Wow, now THAT is spin. Don't wanna look like you're praising Obama? Ignore the fact that ISIS is slaughtering YOUR OWN KIND, CHRISTIANS, too!
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#5
RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
If "Dalek" means "asshole" I agree.
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RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
(August 21, 2014 at 2:38 pm)Endo Wrote: Wow, now THAT is spin. Don't wanna look like you're praising Obama? Ignore the fact that ISIS is slaughtering YOUR OWN KIND, CHRISTIANS, too!

But don't forget that Obama is a muslim atheist satanic communazist!

Minimalist Wrote:If "Dalek" means "asshole" I agree.

I assumed "fundamentalist" to be already synonimous with "asshole"... :/
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...
(August 21, 2014 at 1:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I believe the Daleks have just been libeled.

True, Daleks are generally smarter than fundies. And they're more inclusive, anyone can be converted into a Dalek puppet drone. Other than that it's a rather apt analogy. Filled with hate and anger for anything other? Check. Out on a crusade to eliminate or convert all? Check.
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RE: And now (if it weren't already blatant enough) we know...


HAIL DAVROS!
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Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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