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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.

Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.
Ut supra, ita inferius
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
O.o ..
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
Are you positive that some priest isn't making house calls?
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
(August 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Are you positive that some priest isn't making house calls?

The only priest near me are Filipino and I know the smell of Filipino food on somebodies breath
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
There must be breath mints even there.
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#6
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
Did you fall asleep last night while you were watching Prometheus?
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#7
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
One word: piles
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
I guess if you were I guy I would be more interested.

Sorry.


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#9
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
Maybe it's just wishful thinking?
Or it could be alien stigmata!

I do hope you're ok?
(I mean ....in the head!)

When was the last time yo did it? .........pray that is.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#10
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
Rubber under drawers should do the trick. Works for me. Keeps out aliens and leeches.
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