So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..

[Keri]

The BC is an obvious fake (in '61 there was no race called "African"- like it or not - race would have been Negro- the faker, being young would have missed that one. Neither was there a nation called Kenya (named after their first president AFTER becoming a nation SUBSEQUENT to 1961).

Are you daft?

The first president of independent Kenya, Jomo Kenyatta the person you're talking about was born with the name: Kamau wa Ngengi

He renamed himself Kenyatta AFTER Kenya. That name means 'Light of Kenya'.

I did about 4 minutes of research of 'Kenya prior to 1961' and apparently the name Kenya is derived from the three languages Kikuyu, Embu and Kamba and how those languages named what is now known as Mount Kenya.

Seriously. Stop. Actually research something yourself, instead of spending all your time on conspiracy sites. For fucks sake.

[Cyberman]

Research, fact-checking and evidence - the three main varieties of garlic to the conspiracist vampire.

[professor]

Ok Kerri. How about the racial terms?
In 1961 I was in High School in the US, If you were white- you were Caucasian.
If you were black- you were Negro.
Only someone schooled since those days would call a race -African.
There was no such race in 1961.
There also were and are white people and Arabic people living in Africa.
The birth certificate has been shown to be a fraud over and over.

The False messiah cannot have a BC because the real one did not have one.
The false is a mimic of the real.

[Anomalocaris]

Research, fact-checking and evidence - the three main varieties of garlic to the conspiracist vampire.

Except conspiracist vampires can not be pierced by the stake of truth, nor would they wither in the sunlight of reason.

[Keri]

Ok Kerri. How about the racial terms?
In 1961 I was in High School in the US, If you were white- you were Caucasian.
If you were black- you were Negro.
Only someone schooled since those days would call a race -African.
There was no such race in 1961.
There also were and are white people and Arabic people living in Africa.
The birth certificate has been shown to be a fraud over and over.

The False messiah cannot have a BC because the real one did not have one.
The false is a mimic of the real.

Again, it's Keri. With one 'r'. You obviously don't pay attention.

And I figured you'd ask that. That took about 4 minutes of research also.
I looked up what the written pencil numbers were in the boxes listed next to the race. His mother's was listed as Caucasian obviously, and the number next to her name, written in pencil was '1' which according to the coding at the time was 'White'. 'Negro' was usually listed as the 2nd option. His father's race was listed as African with the penciled in number '9' next to it. According to the coding chart that's supposed to be for 'Other non-white'.



Since parents usually fill out their own info on the birth certificate applications, if his father didn't classify himself as Negro because he was in fact Kenyan and referred to himself as African then that's his prerogative. And I guess according to the 1962 Kenyan census it's how most Kenyans classified themselves since at the time it wasn't an independent nation yet.

How is this so difficult to understand? I saw another birth certificate where the race listed wasn't cut and dry. They listed it as 'Hawaiian Fil Port Sp' (Hawaiian Filipino Portuguese Spanish) That's definitely not on the list...

DO LEGITIMATE RESEARCH.

With that said, I don't expect much out of you if you can't even get my name right after I've already corrected you AND you have it literally in front of you as you're quoting/replying...

[Jenny A]

WOW! A new conspiracy low. And it gets ten pages.

What would Michelle Obama have to have done to mascaraded as a women?

(1) Well she has a living mother living at the White House. That woman would have to be in on the conspiracy.

(2) She went to both Princeton and Harvard and either the diplomas are fakes and the universities complicit or she was already faking then. If she was already faking, her dorm life must have been interesting.

(3) Then there's all those childhood photos.

(4) Oh and the elementary school career? All faked.

(5) She has a passport, so she'd have to have a forged birth certificate.

Really, she's far far too public for fake her gender.

Whether you are racist or just Republican ass-hat or what I don't know Professor, but one rumpled dress isn't going to convince anyone who doesn't have a burning desire to be convinced.

[professor]

Thank you for the corrections Keri.

[Keri]

Thank you for the corrections Keri.

No thanks needed.

I give you a challenge. Next time you're typing up your next conspiracy-related post of thread, before you click submit, STOP. Go to Google. Search for some non-conspiracy site results. Like for the race subject I think I entered, 'how many 1961 birth certificates listed African'. A LOT of conspiracy blogs came up. So I went to images and looked at the sites that some were hosted on. Clicked a few links from there and got pretty legitimate information. No it's not an actual paper manual in my hand about health department coding guides for birth certificates but I can spot a conspiracy blog from a legitimate site with real information that scans those paper guides to be available electronically.

I personally have been doing birth certificate research in order to find my dad's biological parents so I have a little bit of knowledge on the subject but really, all I'm suggesting is that you spend like 10 minutes researching the conspiracies you come across from the perspective of your namesake, professor.

[Esquilax]

Really, she's far far too public for fake her gender.

But it's also like this: according to another thread the "professor" started, he thinks Obama is some form of secret muslim agent planted in the white house and communicating with his people through suit colors or something. If that's true why would his shadowy puppeteers risk blowing his cover by not providing him a biologically female wife proxy? His story isn't even consistent with the rest of his bizarre, paranoid fantasy world.

And as for "professor," seriously, why do you care? You think you're going to be raptured in like two weeks anyway.