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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.

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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 2:38 am
Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue.

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EVERETT, Pennsylvania (KRON) — A Pennsylvania teenager is facing criminal charges after posting pictures to Facebook of him simulating a sex act with a statue of Jesus.
The young man posted that he took the pictures in late July at the statue of a kneeling Jesus in front of the “Love in the Name of Christ” Christian organization in his hometown of Everett.
The criminal charge, which will be heard in family court, consists of “Desecration of a Venerated Object.”
Pennsylvania law defines desecration as “Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
The teen, whose name has not been released, could face up to two years in a juvenile jail if convicted.

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http://reason.com/blog/2014/09/11/photog...from-jesus
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 3:51 am
That's awful, poor kid. Who decides which objects are venerated?
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 6:58 am
I would argue, sorry but that doesn't look like Jesus.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 7:56 am
Stupid kid, but criminal? No.
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September 13, 2014 at 8:06 am
I'd better take down my photo of what I was doing to that statue of a bull during Chinese New Year in Asia. And the pig statue too.
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September 13, 2014 at 9:14 am
Kid should sue the city / landowner for creating an attractive nuisance, IMHO. (I jest - but the suggestion is only slightly *less* ridiculous than giving someone a two year sentence for playing a little Leapfrog Jesus.
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September 13, 2014 at 9:33 am
I can imagine the 'venerated object' statute is extremely selectively invoked. Might even say capriciously invoked.

Maybe the kid should apply for an NEA grant for performance art ??
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September 13, 2014 at 9:37 am
Wouldn't he be protected by the first amendment? Seems pretty cut and dry.
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September 13, 2014 at 3:42 pm
It's not a sex act since his penis is not out of his shorts smacking Jesus in the lips.
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September 13, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Despite Jesus' wishes to the contrary . . .
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