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Jesus H. Christ
#11
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Heidi
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#12
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Hairy
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#13
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Hide-and-go-seek
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#14
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Hildegard
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#15
RE: Jesus H. Christ
(September 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm)Exian Wrote: Hide-and-go-seek

It's Hide-and-go-ask-seek-and-knock you heretic!

Although...

Heretic
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
#16
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Hussein
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Reply
#17
RE: Jesus H. Christ
(September 17, 2014 at 1:39 pm)Exian Wrote: Hussein

Is he a muslim and -by any chance- the Antichrist?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
#18
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Hreat (great)

Humble

Honourable
Tongue
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#19
RE: Jesus H. Christ
Fucking
*puts on sunglass* The H is silent...and not there.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Reply
#20
RE: Jesus H. Christ
(September 17, 2014 at 1:47 pm)Exian Wrote: Fucking
*puts on sunglass* The H is silent...and not there.

Just because it's silent doesn't mean it stands for nothing.

Hates
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