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Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
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Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2014/...ild/?local

Quote:The boy's mother said she wasn't with him when he gave that confession. She says he is innocent. Her son likes music and dancing. He sings in the church choir. He's been to this courthouse before to face charges of disorderly conduct, but he's devoted his life to Jesus Christ, she said.

"He's a good child," she said.

Just how bad of an influence is jesus on a kid? Was this boy contemplating going into the priesthood but just kinda had a thing for older men instead of boys?
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
" "He ain't a pedophile," another family member said. "

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
Obviously he did it wrong. You can only rape boys in order to get around the part against lying with another man, or getting out of having to pay fifty silver for raping a virgin girl. Kid needs to take some lessons from the catholic priests.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
Quote:Her son likes music and dancing. He sings in the church choir. He's been to this courthouse before to face charges of disorderly conduct, but he's devoted his life to Jesus Christ, she said.


String him up!
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
(October 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Her son likes music and dancing. He sings in the church choir. He's been to this courthouse before to face charges of disorderly conduct, but he's devoted his life to Jesus Christ, she said.


String him up!

Yea by the balls.
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
That kid is a fuckwit.

The willing 69 year olds are WAY better. If you have to subdue one, it ain't worth it.

And Jesus fucking Christ, there ain't no shortage of willing 69 year olds. Damn, what a maroon.


The total denial of all the fambly members is endearingly quaint
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Clearly, this kid was a sexual sadist. I guess god did see it worth fixing that during one of this kids meaningless visits to the church in order to protect that 69 year old jogger. This was all part of god's mysterious plan and I'm sure that makes the victim feel so much better, except when he tries to sit down.
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
(October 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Her son likes music and dancing. He sings in the church choir. He's been to this courthouse before to face charges of disorderly conduct, but he's devoted his life to Jesus Christ, she said.


String him up!


Is the old man he raped a priest?
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
It is somewhat of the classic "man bites dog" type of story, I'll give you that
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RE: Good christian boy rapes 69 yo male Jogger
(October 6, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(October 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: String him up!


Is the old man he raped a priest?

That would be ironic, eh?
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