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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!

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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:44 pm
She just needs to pop her mom in the tit.

She'll learn real quick not to spy and take away TV
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:44 pm (This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 6:45 pm by Lucanus.)
@JHC
You could always pull off a ShaMan though...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:53 pm
start performing Satanic rituals so when she comes in your room she'll know not to mess with you anymore.
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.

It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll


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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 7:00 pm
Oh the nostalgia
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 7:10 pm
Try kicking her in the junk. Hope this helps. Have a nice day.
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 7:11 pm
All the Islamic rights are satanic.


Oops, atheists don't acknowledge that. Sorry
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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!

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