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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
Brakeman Offline Donators
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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 25, 2014 at 11:42 pm
What is the best way to increase my best "sin per hour" record?

If christians are right and I am just an atheist because I want to sin, then I think I haven't been living up to their expectations. I don't want to bulk up my quota on hurting anyone's feelings except sky daddy and his incestuous son, so I need ideas to be sociable, but put satan's demons to shame. Any Ideas?
So far my sinning against god has been quite dull, the best I've accomplished for myself has been a snicker or two..
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm
Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.
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October 26, 2014 at 12:03 am
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.
I spill my semen on the ground plenty as is, but as I'm straight, and married, I'll just have to lie to god and say I'm secretly coveting other men's asses, and their donkeys too. If any of you do talk to god, tell him I'm gay'er than the whole of Sodom.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:04 am
I'm spending my life making "graven images" which I call watercolors. Does that count?
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:07 am
Deny the Holy Ghost.

(I think that is a really bad one in LDS)
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:08 am (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 12:09 am by Whateverist.)
I'd say the best way to blaspheme would be loudly, frequently and obscenely .. preferably in the presence of someone who would be offended.


Bruce 22.1

"Spill not thy blaspheme upon the ground nor in a forest where no one is likely to hear."
(October 26, 2014 at 12:07 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Deny the Holy Ghost.

(I think that is a really bad one in LDS)

But it would totally rock on LSD.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:11 am
(October 26, 2014 at 12:04 am)Jenny A Wrote: I'm spending my life making "graven images" which I call watercolors. Does that count?

Wow! that's a lot of sin!! Aren't you afraid of getting smote for that?
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October 26, 2014 at 12:13 am (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 12:14 am by Jackalope.)
All you can eat shrimp. Gluttony and the abomination of shellfish: two sins in one.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:13 am
(October 26, 2014 at 12:07 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Deny the Holy Ghost.

(I think that is a really bad one in LDS)

Deny him? I have to whip him off every time he mounts my dog. I deny him alright.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 12:22 am (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 12:22 am by Drich.)
(October 26, 2014 at 12:03 am)Brakeman Wrote:
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.
I spill my semen on the ground plenty as is, but as I'm straight, and married, I'll just have to lie to god and say I'm secretly coveting other men's asses, and their donkeys too. If any of you do talk to god, tell him I'm gay'er than the whole of Sodom.

I guess you just don't have what it takes to truly hate God the way you pretend to want to. If your not willing to take one (in the can) for the team then perhaps your playing for the wrong side.ROFLOL
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