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Evolving Watch
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Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm
Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?

She wanted to see if it evolved into a bird. ROFLOL
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 4:28 pm by FatAndFaithless.)
Your jokes are about as well developed as your understanding of science.

Here's one you can use for the future.

"Why was my Baptist fuckbuddy so surprised after our first time? Because before that she didn't believe in the Big Bang."
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm
Why did the Christian throw his watch out the window?

His pastor warned him against the 'tools of Satan' and he thought the ticking sound was the hoofs of the horned One coming to drag him to hell and everlasting torment.

Idiot.

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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Your jokes are about as well developed as your understanding of science.

Here's one you can use for the future.

"Why was my Baptist fuckbuddy so surprised after our first time? Because before that she didn't believe in the Big Bang."

Your joke doesn't make sense. Thinking
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:33 pm
Why did the christian throw all her money out the window?
Because her pastor was standing underneath it.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:35 pm
Why did the Christian throw his watch?
Because he wanted to throw it
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm
First, suppose you were a money-grubbing cynical arsehole given to fleecing desperately insecure people by promising them comfort that you couldn't deliver, and stealing their money by a mixture of half-truths, outright lies and deliberate deceptions. Now, suppose you were a minister of the Gospel...

But I repeat myself.

(nod to Mark Twain)

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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Christian Wrote:
(October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Your jokes are about as well developed as your understanding of science.

Here's one you can use for the future.

"Why was my Baptist fuckbuddy so surprised after our first time? Because before that she didn't believe in the Big Bang."

Your joke doesn't make sense. Thinking

I'll tell you when you're older.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 4:42 pm by Aoi Magi.)
Why did the child jump out the window?
Because the pastor had turned to lock the door.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:47 pm
Why did the priest cross the road ?


To get to the children on the other side.
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