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New religion..
#21
RE: New religion..
a new religion to cope with new tech?
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#22
RE: New religion..
(October 29, 2014 at 7:00 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm)lifesagift Wrote: Flatus? is that a reference to me? I'm 6ft 2 ffs !!! lol

No, that's the religion I was once thinking of founding. The church of the divine flatulence and Flatus horribilis or awe inspiring Fart would be the deity.

Wouldn't the deity be the Old Fart?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#23
RE: New religion..
(October 29, 2014 at 7:29 pm)lifesagift Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 7:18 pm)abaris Wrote: Hey, it's your religion. Your magic can be whatever strikes your fancy.

No it's my religion...

But what are we fighting for? why are we here?

Cold beer, dank buds, friends and family, and hobbies and passions... but that's just me.

Who're "we"?
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#24
RE: New religion..
(October 30, 2014 at 2:07 am)Alex K Wrote: Wouldn't the deity be the Old Fart?

Fart Almighty maybe. Maybe even Anus Mirabilis.
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RE: New religion..
(October 29, 2014 at 6:48 pm)lifesagift Wrote: ... I'm quite bored with what we've got...
So how the hell (might change that curse!) do I start a new a new religion...

Is it easy getting followers?

Any of you got ideas for a new God's name or a theme?

Base the religion on Ronald Reagan. He had some miracles. He was shot but didn't die. He made the Berlin Wall vanish. He defeated the USSR. He rode horses. He fought welfare queens. He ate jelly beans. He played cowboys in the movies. He loved Margret Thatcher. He was married a couple of times.

There's a lot to work with and you can turn some of those things into big miracles and heroic tales. He even talked to monkeys.
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