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Greetings, earthlings
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 RE: Greetings, earthlings
November 2, 2014 at 8:16 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 8:16 pm by Alex K.)
(November 2, 2014 at 8:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can I just point out at this juncture that I'm not an Earthling? Shit, I'm not even human. Are you from Betelgeuse or what?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Dunno. Nobody will tell me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (November 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Dunno. Nobody will tell me. Just out of curiosity is your real name ford prefect?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Close. Actually it's Datsun Cherry. I changed it from Hyundai Sonata, because let's face it that's silly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Greetings, earthlings
November 2, 2014 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 8:45 pm by Alex K.)
(November 2, 2014 at 8:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Close. Actually it's Datsun Cherry. I changed it from Hyundai Sonata, because let's face it that's silly. What? If you had a choice, how could you not go with Mitsubishi Pajero?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. RE: Greetings, earthlings
November 2, 2014 at 9:03 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Lemonvariable72.)
(November 2, 2014 at 8:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Close. Actually it's Datsun Cherry. I changed it from Hyundai Sonata, because let's face it that's silly. ![[Image: Nissan_Cherry_in_Autumn_1981.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=upload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F0%2F08%2FNissan_Cherry_in_Autumn_1981.jpg) High school photo?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.   (November 2, 2014 at 1:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Welcome aboard, but if you're just here to preach then don't. In your post quotes you mention the belief being like waiting for the straight piece in tetris. Great corollary!! additionally I suppose everyone is welcome as long as they are behavin' right?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus
Pretty much. Stick within the rules and everything should be copacetic. We don't have all that many anyway; the ones we do have are, or ought to be, mainly common sense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK "That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke |
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