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Jesus Farts
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Jesus Farts
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Possibly pushing boundaries . . .
Dying to live, living to die.
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Can't resist.


Bad Min.
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(November 18, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:




Can't resist.


Bad Min.

Someone farted and had an accident:

Unfair, perhaps . . . but returning mockery to a mocker is a must
Dying to live, living to die.
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Always a nice question to ask the Christian evangelists:

If Jesus was perfect, did he fart?

If so, did it smell like roses or violets?

Big Grin
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