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#11
RE: If
(November 19, 2014 at 9:18 am)Alex K Wrote: I'd say "jesus christ, God!, was all that messed up shit really necessary? Also, you really could have called."


Hypothetically he could say.........why would have called you when you never care to know whether i exist or not? Confused Fall
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#12
RE: If
"Because you're supposed to be the perfect one, ya idiot."
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#13
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(November 19, 2014 at 9:09 am)Riketto Wrote: WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OR SAY IF YOU DIE AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL AND GOD IS THERE?
I'd say "yo god, wassap!" And offer a fist-bump. Then I'd raid his liquor cabinet.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#14
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(November 19, 2014 at 9:29 am)Riketto Wrote:
(November 19, 2014 at 9:18 am)Alex K Wrote: I'd say "jesus christ, God!, was all that messed up shit really necessary? Also, you really could have called."


Hypothetically he could say.........why would have called you when you never care to know whether i exist or not? Confused Fall

Come on, that's so lame! This is God we're talking about, not some passive aggressive wanker(*). Also, why do you arrogantly assume that I never care [sic] to know whether God exists? I was raised as something between a (milquetoast) christian and a deist and decided that I was an atheist at a certain age. Which, by the way, does not mean that I have 100% absolute certainty about the matter, although I reserve 100% certainty of nonexistence for concepts of God that are contradictory.

(*) oh, wait...

(November 19, 2014 at 9:33 am)Tonus Wrote:
(November 19, 2014 at 9:09 am)Riketto Wrote: WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OR SAY IF YOU DIE AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL AND GOD IS THERE?
I'd say "yo god, wassap!" And offer a fist-bump. Then I'd raid his liquor cabinet.

Oh, imagine the shit He must have in store.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#15
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(November 19, 2014 at 9:29 am)Riketto Wrote: Hypothetically he could say.........why would have called you when you never care to know whether i exist or not? Confused Fall

We can extend the hypothetical? Sweet!

In that case I get to pull out my anti-god bazooka and blow the bloodthirsty cunt to wherever gods go when they die. I'll keep the teeth for a necklace, sit in "his" throne and then you can all worship me. Then I'll probably order a latte or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
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(November 19, 2014 at 9:19 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: "Why the hell would you want us to believe in you and leave no evidence for us to base it on?"


Hypothetically he could say................EVERYTHING COME WITH DESIRE.
WHETHER YOU WANT TO GET RICH, FAMOUS, HAVING A STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL BODY OR BE INTELLIGENT YOU MUST HAVE DESIRE FIRST AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR TO ACHIEVE THESE GOALS.
BUT AGAIN IT ALL DEPENDS IN WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED.
YOU CAN NOT KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE MATERIAL WORLD AND IN A DEEP STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS AT THE SAME TIME SO IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING MATERIAL YOUR CHANCES OF UNDERSTANDING ME WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.
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#17
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hypothetically... would he really have to shout?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#18
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"Calm your tits and stop screaming at me God, chill bro."

and

"If you wanted me to understand you, you should've presented yourself better and not require so many mental gymnastics."
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#19
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(November 19, 2014 at 9:42 am)Riketto Wrote:
(November 19, 2014 at 9:19 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: "Why the hell would you want us to believe in you and leave no evidence for us to base it on?"


Hypothetically he could say................EVERYTHING COME WITH DESIRE.
WHETHER YOU WANT TO GET RICH, FAMOUS, HAVING A STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL BODY OR BE INTELLIGENT YOU MUST HAVE DESIRE FIRST AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR TO ACHIEVE THESE GOALS.
BUT AGAIN IT ALL DEPENDS IN WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED.
YOU CAN NOT KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE MATERIAL WORLD AND IN A DEEP STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS AT THE SAME TIME SO IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING MATERIAL YOUR CHANCES OF UNDERSTANDING ME WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.

Jeez, can't you simply write

God: bla bla bla

instead of doing everything uppercase? I'm not reading that.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#20
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How can I say anything, if I'm dead?
Speaking requires vocal chords... and air displacement.
How would this communication take place if I'd be unable to interact with air?
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