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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
(November 29, 2014 at 10:10 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hey, Whatev, stage 2 - we need sentries on the highways. Gonna be stretched thin, given how few we have, but we could look out for the public safety interest (hearts and minds) while also securing a logistical necessity.

You know you can count on me .. so long as I don't have to handle one of those .. guns. I've been rethinking our strategy some. Since the Christians get to call on a fictional character with a sword I say we put together the greatest army of comic book characters of all time. Jesus my ass.

Come on people. Jesus could already be on His way. Lets brainstorm. I say we enlist Superman, Green Lantern, Thor, Hulk (not Hogan) and the Silver Surfer. That's all I've got. Focus people. Who else will we need?
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#42
RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
We need those clairvoyant girls from the minority report. They can tell us how the battle will go, so we can change tactics if we're gonna lose.

Not that we will lose. We already have an all star line up. Hey how about Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees, do you think they would help us out? They are saints compared to what we're fighting.
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#43
RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
(November 29, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Godschild Wrote: The sword is a representation of His omnipotent power. He will defeat all enemies with utter easy.

GC

Then why did Lucifer who knew god and his power best of all beings:

A: think that an insurrection would stand a chance.
B: Decide that rebellion was worthwhile if heaven is so great.

The biblical narrative doesn't make any sense. It is not even a good fairy tale.



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#44
RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
Didn't you hear? Lucifer won and has been impersonating God all along. He dropped out of character quite a bit in the OT, but no one seems to have noticed.

Can you prove that didn't happen? No. Because it did. Lucifer even left in loads of typos, contradictions and absurdities to see who would be stupid enough to swallow it. He's so evil!

We must fight lucifer and evil Jesus to save the world! I think some of the x-men are free this week?

Ooh Jesus has a sword! Well my avatar has a chainsaw and I think he's available too. He's called jack, just jack. I think we know how that would play out.

I have been filming undercover for some time (you have no idea how long) and I can finally share some of it, should shed some light:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_G9awnDCmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOfjkl-3...58124742F5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz3EEqtc...58124742F5
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I just hit up Darth Vader, he's on board. His ship. But he'll come help us if we give him a few peasants to force choke.
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#46
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The Flying Spaghetti monster is on board too. It just sent me this revelation.

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Oh boy, FSM FTW! That white boy is going down.
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