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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 4, 2014 at 8:06 am
(December 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Great idea... But, are we sure Satan exists? Because otherwise it would be such a waste of time, wouldn't it..
You mean Santa doesn't exist?
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 4, 2014 at 8:19 am
(December 4, 2014 at 8:06 am)ManMachine Wrote: (December 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: Great idea... But, are we sure Satan exists? Because otherwise it would be such a waste of time, wouldn't it.. You mean Santa doesn't exist?
Oh dang, I completely misread the thread title!
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 4, 2014 at 11:14 am
(December 4, 2014 at 7:42 am)simplemoss Wrote: Well that doesn't really help me? I'm just supposed too get a goat and a virgin and, so what I'm supposed fuck the virgin while killing the goat, or is it the other way around?
And then what? The devil just appears and I sell my soul for a wish? I'm not gonna have too pleasure him am I?
Isn't there a book I can buy shouldn't there be a section for devil worship on Amazon?
Don't turn down a fuck from Satan. He has got to be really, really good at it. Probably the best you'll ever have.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 16, 2014 at 11:20 pm
you just say negative shit about god and how you hate him?
i mean why bother with the devil anyways if he existed.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 16, 2014 at 11:22 pm
But that doesn't work I need more detail how can I worship Satan they're has too be a book somewhere right?
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 16, 2014 at 11:36 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2014 at 11:47 pm by Alex K.)
(December 16, 2014 at 11:22 pm)simplemoss Wrote: But that doesn't work I need more detail how can I worship Satan they're has too be a book somewhere right? Some American friends "recommended" On the origin of species by Chuck "Satan's willing servant" Darwin. Apparently, between the lines of its innocuously charming victorian prose, it directly channels pure evil with an extra helping of Hitler. Also, it has an interesting chapter on pigeon fanciers.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 17, 2014 at 12:44 am
Cherry picking the WRONG scriptures will get you in trouble with over 40,000 christian denominations.
It would be a start towards devil worship in a weird way.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 19, 2014 at 12:10 am
(December 17, 2014 at 12:44 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Cherry picking the WRONG scriptures will get you in trouble with over 40,000 christian denominations.
It would be a start towards devil worship in a weird way.
Kinda funny 39,999 denominations will go to hell.
True christians live in the middle east and still follow the OT and NT.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 19, 2014 at 12:42 am
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Do you mean with all this talk of Satanism and devil worship today, even a group of atheists can't point too a single devil worshipping book. Or organization I could belong too?
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 19, 2014 at 2:22 am
We don't believe in satan either.
But rubbing blaspheming, heretical, and/or apostatic christers noses in the possibility that if they fuck up satan is going to pump their urethras full of drain cleaner is fun.
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