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The Obama Report
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The Obama Report
Did anybody else see Obama on The Colbert Report? What did you think of it?
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I can't wait too see the FOX News shit fest over this one I wonder which way they'll go with this one? Was he supporting alqueda or maybe the Communists l, bet it's showing weakness too our enemies like ( whose been in the news lately China? India? Oh wait I know!!) East ukariane.

Yeah that's who he's showing weakness too the donestsk republic
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(December 9, 2014 at 9:30 am)simplemoss Wrote: I can't wait too see the FOX News shit fest over this one I wonder which way they'll go with this one? Was he supporting alqueda or maybe the Communists l, bet it's showing weakness too our enemies like ( whose been in the news lately China? India? Oh wait I know!!) East ukariane.

Yeah that's who he's showing weakness too the donestsk republic

Place your bets now. Fox will say Obama's appearance on Colbert proved that he is...

1. A weak man who shows weak weakness while weakly wearing weak mom jeans (whatever that means) emboldening our enemies everywhere.
2. A brutal iron fisted tyrant who won't tolerate dissent and rules by fiat as he threatens to confiscate all our guns and send us to FEMA camps, that scary tyrannical strongman.
3. A goofy dumbass who has embarrassed America once again by not treating his office seriously and not conducted himself with the decorum expected of a president, engaging on common, low brow antics.
4. An elitist snob who acts as if he's so much smarter than ordinary Americans and just won't relax once in a while and join us in the world we live in.
5. All of the above.
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I'm going to go with 3), demeaning his office by appearing on a comedy show. At least for starters.

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#5
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At least he stays off of FOX.
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Can someone find a clip with fox news bitching about the Obama report? I can't find one
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I think #3 is a safe bet.

I'll submit 6. He admits he's an unkempt slob, leaving his socks all over the house, while being disrespected by his family, like a sissy.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Apparently they are too busy defending torture as "American as apple pie."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/forme...ican-hero/
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Quote:Rectal feeding is ‘job description’ of an ‘American hero’

Rectal feeding might also explain why he shits from his mouth. Backwards fuck.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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