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Casting Couch
#21
RE: Casting Couch
Christopher Hitchens


Played by Timothy Spall


These guys even dress the same.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#22
RE: Casting Couch
[Image: Brian-Cox-010.jpg]

->

[Image: justin-long1_20110420132135.jpg]

Maybe, if he can pull off the Manchester accent... and memorize the newmber of staws in the galaxy.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#23
RE: Casting Couch
I love the way Brian's show is shot. He could be talking about hemorrhoids and I'd still be glued to the TV in frozen wonderment. Perhaps, "Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen" should be shot with the same techniques. I'll email the suggestion to Hollywood.

Justin happens to be pretty damn good at impressions. I'm sure he would nail it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#24
RE: Casting Couch
(December 14, 2014 at 7:03 am)Exian Wrote: Christopher Hitchens


Played by Timothy Spall


These guys even dress the same.

Or maybe Roger Allam

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Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#25
RE: Casting Couch
I think Roger Allam's the winner. They're almost indistinguishable.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#26
RE: Casting Couch
Jared Leto

[Image: Jared-Leto-Hair.jpg]

As Cesare Borgia

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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#27
RE: Casting Couch
Sir Isaac Newton
[Image: 220px-GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg]

played by:

Christopher Meloni (he'll need a wig)
[Image: Christopher%20Meloni-24.jpg]


or Robert Plant...

[Image: robert-plant.jpeg]
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#28
RE: Casting Couch
Aw damn dude. I was just working on that one. Ninja'd.

Justin Timberlake


Or Joan Cusak


Yours were better, needless to say. Big Grin
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#29
RE: Casting Couch
Damn, I was working on Newton as well!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#30
RE: Casting Couch
I'm wondering who could do middle aged Captain Grace Hopper debugging that super computer.

[Image: gracehopper.jpg]

Women are always tough because there are so few good leading roles in Hollywood for women over 30, and consequently
less very well known actresses in that segment - also, there's this pressure on acresses to look flawless, whereas
older less than perfect looking men are ubiquitous.
From the role in Gosford Park, I suspect she could pull off the more rough in your face type

[Image: Helenmirren.jpg]

but she is kind of the default nowadays... Maybe someone younger though.


I'm working on her, she's got quite the look there, like "So, I split the atom, and what did you do?". However, I have no
clue yet who would fit the bill.


The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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