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Casting Couch
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Casting Couch
Good news everyone!

Hollywood just emailed me the following:

"Hello, Exian!

It's us, Hollywood. We're making a new movie called 'Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen', which we will populate with any and every intellectual hero imaginable. The problem is, we suddenly and inexplicably can't find anyone to cast this movie for us. We need your help!

We think that you are just mediocre enough to take the job, while also having no gauge to haggle us on payment. We also hear tell that you have considerable pull around AF, where you might be able to get some fellow members to contribute their thoughts for free (at least, that's what we understand 'freethinkers' to mean)!

So, what do you say? Help us out?

Love,

Hollywood"

Heck yes, I will! But only one contribution per post, as to not bogart all the ideas.

Help me help Hollywood cast "Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen" based on looks, mannerisms, and general typecasting.

Here's my first suggestion:

Lawrence Krauss


As played by Wallace Shawn

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#2
RE: Casting Couch
The awesome Lisa Randall



by the awesome Jodie Foster



A bit of hair dye and the illusion is perfect.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3
RE: Casting Couch
Holy shit, that's good!

Your reaction time makes me think you've made this comparison before. Haha
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#4
RE: Casting Couch
(December 13, 2014 at 10:47 am)Exian Wrote: Holy shit, that's good!

Your reaction time makes me think you've made this comparison before. Haha

I've done my PhD on Randall's theory. It came to mind previously. But they can't be siblings, they are born in the same year 5 months apart.


By the way, what's the synthax for setting image size in the boards?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#5
RE: Casting Couch
-imgfit-
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#6
RE: Casting Couch
Here's a good one
Neil d. Tyson

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N. deGrasse Tyson

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Sorry, couldn't resist
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#7
RE: Casting Couch
I mean really! Who could Neil better than Neil? He might be our hardest task. I predict a long debate on him.


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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#8
RE: Casting Couch
Not bad for a start! However, finding a voice actor to do the overdubs will become difficult

What charity is he working for there, married life enema society?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#9
RE: Casting Couch
Guys, IMG FIT tags!
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#10
RE: Casting Couch
Daniel Radcliffe as Ray Comfort :p
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