(December 15, 2014 at 3:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: I dare "God" to have a threesome with Jesus and Satan, film it, and put it on YouTube.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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 (December 15, 2014 at 2:54 pm)IATIA Wrote:(December 15, 2014 at 7:57 am)robvalue Wrote: I'll start by saying, I dare God to kill me. Go ahead. Kill me! If you have any power at all, do it now.The problem is that if something should happen, knock on wood, all the theists will say "I told you so!". Well we see you're superstitious, the bold above. Makes us wonder about you. Yes we would except, no one here's going to admit it. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
 (December 15, 2014 at 9:17 pm)Godschild Wrote:That had nothing to do with superstition.(December 15, 2014 at 2:54 pm)IATIA Wrote: The problem is that if something should happen, knock on wood, all the theists will say "I told you so!".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
God: I dare you to create a turd so big even you can't pass it.
I dare god to be consistent
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i dare god to make a new bible that is consistent and also give us a reason why he decided to damn humanity with original sin.
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I dare God to give apologists some credible evidence and sound arguments for your obvious existance and obvious correlation with an evil character in a story book.
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (December 16, 2014 at 1:16 am)robvalue Wrote: I dare God to give apologists some credible evidence and sound arguments for your obvious existance and obvious correlation with an evil character in a story book. You know god is laughing at his own followers that make absurd claims, i know i would.
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I dare God to admit that even he doesn't like Kirk Cameron's new movie!
Lick my balls! Can't get the wife to do it and I'll be damned if I'll follow her advice about getting the dog to do it.
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